Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Randomize
