WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
She bit a glass in half.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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