I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
