she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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