I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Panties = found
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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