Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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