Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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