I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
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You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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