then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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