dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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