I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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