I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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