Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
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I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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