No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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