Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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