awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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