I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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