Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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