Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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