I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
