So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The adults are the big ones right?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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