do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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