I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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