If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just cropdusted the office
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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