Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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