Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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