it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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