oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
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I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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