I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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