If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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