No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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