I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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