We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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