i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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