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this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
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So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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