I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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