No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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