Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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