i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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