It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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