glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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