I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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