Your favorite bartender is back from prision
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
sex in a hospital.. check
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Randomize
