And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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