is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
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Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Randomize