Kiss
Puke
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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