so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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