Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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