New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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