Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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