i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
