You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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