Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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