using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
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How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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